*My girlfriend proposed to me in a very interesting way. She brought home a....seedling. She said, "Well, you already have an apartment. Here is your future tree. When you wish to have a son, call me." I agreed. I have a phobia of spiders. My husband knows it well, but he never misses a chance to prank me. Last time, he presented me with a box with a surprise. I opened it, feeling intrigued, and a whole bunch of tiny spiders started to pour out of it. We quarreled for a long time about it. And, by the way, I took revenge — now he doesn’t have eyebrows or his favorite mustache. Ha! *Recently we were having breakfast with our family. The porridge was tasty, but I was already full. Only a few spoonfuls of it were left, and I put them on my husband’s plate. My daughter exclaimed, very surprised, “I didn’t know that was allowed!“ Everybody started to laugh, and my husband replied, ”Only for Mom!" *My husband and I work in the same company. He is a director ...